15.01.00 axiata Label: Sleeping Satellite by Tasmin Archer
Featured below is a stone sculpture from Ancient Greece entitled Grave Naiskos of an Enthroned Woman with an Attendant which can be found at J. Paul Getty Museum in Malibu, California. What has Conspiracy Theory Nuts excited is that the Attendant is holding what appears to be a laptop computer which has two USB ports which the Enthroned Woman is utilizing. The only way that the Enthroned Woman could be using a laptop computer would be if she encountered a Time Traveler and then borrowed the Time Traveler's laptop computer. Employees at the J. Paul Getty Museum in Malibu, California claims that it's a very shallow chest full of jewelry. However, if this is a laptop computer that was "borrowed" from a Time Traveler, then the Time Traveler is both sloppy and inept because laptop computers is supposed to be forbidden technology that the Ancient Greeks is never meant to have access to. I wonder what are the names for the Enthroned Woman and her Attendant.